Andrew Friedman’s Regime, and The Bums of His Dreams
By Scott Andes

Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports
Bum # 5 Daniel Coulombe 0-0 7.56 ERA/3.54 FIP 7 ER 9 H 8.1 IP 6 BB 1.8 WHIP
Coulombe is a very popular Bum with the front office that has been up and down several times as a middle reliever. He made brief appearances last year in five games as well. Of course he has been predictably awful. He’s allowed more hits than innings pitched and almost as many walks as strikeouts. I still don’t understand why he’s here. Oh wait, he’s cheap. He’s earning the league minimum salary that’s why he’s here. I’m sure we haven’t seen the last of him either.