Hey, Farhan dude. I’m Jayson Werth. You can sign me if you want or you can go down another path, man. I don’t get too stressed about it either way. I actually think I played for the Dodgers back in the day. It was before your time, brother. I was starting to find my groove, but a fastball inside got me pretty good on the wrist. There were broken bones and torn ligaments, it was a real mess, daddy-o. And there’s no guarantee that my bones won’t break again, the doctors say, so I do come with some risk.
If I were on your team, I’d bring a career slash line of .293/.393/.538 against left-handed pitchers. I’m playoff tested with 271 career plate appearances in the postseason, too, so your young players can come to me for sage-like advice. However, if I weren’t on your team, you’d notice because there would be someone else on your team who wasn’t me.