Dodgers: Dear Farhan Zaidi, Outfield Options For Your Consideration

PHOENIX, AZ - AUGUST 09: General manager Farhan Zaidi of the Los Angeles Dodgers in the dugout before the MLB game against the Arizona Diamondbacks at Chase Field on August 9, 2017 in Phoenix, Arizona. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
PHOENIX, AZ - AUGUST 09: General manager Farhan Zaidi of the Los Angeles Dodgers in the dugout before the MLB game against the Arizona Diamondbacks at Chase Field on August 9, 2017 in Phoenix, Arizona. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images) /
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José Bautista

José Bautista
Jose Bautista – Honey, There’s a Bats in the House /

Farhan Zaidi: I, Jose Bautista, am begging for you to sign me. Pleeeeeease? Please-Please-Please-Please-Please-Please! I am hell bent on proving to Toronto and the rest of the world that I am still the stud also known as Joey Bats. Hollywood would be the perfect stage for my third act, so let’s make this happen. I will play for cheap, but not that cheap. I still have pride.

Am I gonna blast 40 home runs next year? I’d rather talk about on-base percentage. Since 2006, with two exceptions, I have never dipped below .335 in OBP. The two years I struggled to get on were 2008, when Pittsburgh traded me to Toronto, and last year. It’s pretty well known what I did after a change of scenery in Toronto. So, if you give me the chance to prove I still got it, you will not be sorry.