Dodgers: 3 most hated Padres ahead of weekend showdown

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 22: Manny Machado #13 of the San Diego Padres celebrates an RBI single in the fourth inning against the Los Angeles Dodgers on April 22, 2021 at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Thomas/San Diego Padres/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 22: Manny Machado #13 of the San Diego Padres celebrates an RBI single in the fourth inning against the Los Angeles Dodgers on April 22, 2021 at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Thomas/San Diego Padres/Getty Images)
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How’s your hatred for the San Diego Padres coming along, Dodgers fans?

We know it’s a little weird. After two decades (three decades? four?) of not caring about this team at all, Don Draper-style, they’re now supposed to be our fiercest rival overnight.

Though the first four battles have certainly delivered in terms of both quality of baseball and intensity (the series is split 2-2 for now), it’s still been a bit strange to have a new enemy — and one that, due to MLB’s rules, we can’t face in a seven-game series.

Need an anger primer? We’ve got you covered.

Maybe an easier place to start … are there any Padres you actively like? Yu Darvish, depending on whether or not you blame him or the Astros for the 2017 World Series. That’s … probably it, though. Short list, easy enough.

What about Padres you tolerate? There’s a middle ground here. Their entire bullpen is packed with anonymous names and Mark Melancon. Pretty hard to drum up any true anger about any of those faceless entities.

Joe Musgrove, aka the hometown kid, will continue rocketing up the list if he remains Cy Young in the Gaslamp District and Chad Kuhl everywhere else. Jake Cronenworth, due to his contributions in the season series so far, also earns a spot in the honorable mentions.

For now, though, this trio stands above and beyond as the easiest point of entry in this rivalry. Want to get angry? Just think about the histrionics and history of these guys.

These are Dodgers fans’ 3 most hated Padres.

Fernando Tatis Jr. #23 of the San Diego Padres (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)
Fernando Tatis Jr. #23 of the San Diego Padres (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images) /

3. Fernando Tatis Jr.

You love Fernando Tatis Jr. if he’s on your team. You love him if you’re an objective Major League Baseball fan who wants to see the best team in baseball go down. You hate him if you root for the Dodgers.

Simple enough.

Tatis Jr.’s showboating is certainly excessive, which you can overlook if you’re pro-fun and anti-Hollywood, but which is certainly more annoying if he’s the only thing standing in the way between you and a victory.

The Dodgers were definitely a bit triggered by the young Tatis’ bat flips in the 2020 postseason to the point that they replaced Kenley Jansen with Joe Kelly with Game 2 on the lineTechnically, it worked; after walks to Tatis Jr. and Manny Machado, Eric Hosmer rolled over a pitch and ended the game.

In their first playoff battle ever, though, the Dodgers didn’t want their long-time closer having anything to do with the fearsome flipper. That type of respect means this one-on-one rivalry runs deep.

Yes, Tatis Jr. is good for the game. Yes, he’s got a target on his back now that he’s acquired one of the richest contracts in baseball history well before his own free agency. Yes, it’s fine to hate him if you’re a Dodgers fan.

Blake Snell #4 of the San Diego Padres (Photo by Sean M. Haffey/Getty Images)
Blake Snell #4 of the San Diego Padres (Photo by Sean M. Haffey/Getty Images) /

2. Blake Snell

Blake Snell seems to think he’s Clayton Kershaw. Blake Snell is no Clayton Kershaw.

Objectively, from a rivalry standpoint, it’s awesome that Snell made his way directly from Game 6 of the World Series, where his removal led almost immediately to a Dodgers championship, to the NL West in a trade with the Rays.

Clearly, Snell’s intention this season was to take the ball every fifth day and hold onto it for as many innings as possible. After losing out on a gem because of his manager Kevin Cash’s insistence on going by the book, Snell wanted to be a new man out west who could determine his own destiny.

So far, so … eh. Across four starts, he’s only thrown 15.1 innings. He’s yet to make it to the sixth inning in any game this season. And yet his abject failure hasn’t prevented him from trash-talking like he’s reached his goal, taking Trevor Bauer to task after his first start against the Dodgers for … digging a gigantic toe hole during his time sharing the mound?

Bauer said Snell created the hole, Snell continued to sneer … it was a tiny “thing” that Snell definitely intended to be a major fissure in the rivalry.

He wants the smoke; that much is obvious. Unfortunately for Snell, most of the smoke in your typical MLB game comes in the seventh or eighth. If he’s going to continue bringing a cocky ace’s attitude to the mound without an ace’s moxie, then he’s going to be atop this list for a long time.

Manny Machado #13 of the San Diego Padres (Photo by Sean M. Haffey/Getty Images)
Manny Machado #13 of the San Diego Padres (Photo by Sean M. Haffey/Getty Images) /

1. Manny Machado

If you ever have the chance to be the indelible symbol of failure for an entire team’s season, you simply have to do it.

When the Dodgers traded for Manny Machado midway through the 2018 season, it was one of many moves over the years deemed “unfair” by the masses on Twitter. A good 97% of those “unfair” moves do not result in championships, and this certainly ranks as one of those!

Machado’s tenure in LA made him a genuine enemy to the rest of baseball, filled to the brim with “dirty” plays and perceived laziness. In the NLCS, he spiked Jesus Aguilar of the Brewers at first base. He was criticized for not running out a ground ball, then crafted the perfect response to the allega–just kidding. He said he would never be mistaken for “Johnny Hustle” and claimed running hard isn’t his “cup of tea.” Not great.

And when it came time for the Dodgers’ season to die and for the final out to be recorded, it was Machado corkscrewing himself into the ground on a Chris Sale slider, which we’ll never forget. Right up there with the Jordan Jumpman as a recognizable image.

Of course … he didn’t go away. He signed a $300 million contract within the division. He trash-talked a fan and claimed he’d win a World Series before the Dodgers did (how’d that go?). He instantly looked more comfortable in tan and yellow. He’ll always, always, always be one of the most pockmarked half-year Dodgers of all time, and we can’t wait to leave him in the dust over and over again for the next decade.

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