The likelihood of Cody Bellinger signing elsewhere after the Los Angeles Dodgers non-tendered him was tough enough to handle for some fans that were hopeful the former Rookie of the Year and MVP would turn it around in 2023.
But it gets worse. Most other fans might not have been aware they’d be losing a certified DILF. Troubling news for all the ladies and gents out there who had a “thing” for the 27-year-old.
Over the weekend, it was discovered that Bellinger was featured on the DILFS_Of_Disneyland Instagram account six weeks ago. This account has over 400K followers, people. How did the front office miss this? Does Andrew Friedman not know the value a revered DILF brings to a franchise?
Bellinger was pictured alongside a friend, holding his daughter on his shoulders, with the magnificent caption reading: “DOUBLE DILF spotting 😍😍😍”.
Speaking of double DILF, Bellinger is expecting a second child with his girlfriend, Chase Carter, as fans learned last month. You can let a DILF this young go like that! How often in this day and age do you see them prancing around under the age of 30?! It’s not common anymore!
Former Dodgers OF Cody Bellinger was spotted on the DILFS_Of_Disneyland Instagram
Bet there are no “DILFS_Of_Rocky_Mountains” Instagram accounts! Or “DILFS_Of_Genos_Steaks”! Or “DILFS_Of_Steve_Cohens_Hedge_Fund”! Wherever Bellinger lands next — unless it’s with the New York Yankees — there’s unlikely to be this kind of reverent exposure off the baseball diamond.
Nothing will be the same. At the very least, though, hopefully Bellinger’s agent, Scott Boras, caught wind of this to offer up a witty pun at the Winter Meetings or to include it in free agency pitches to document his client’s wide-ranging marketing impact. You’ve never had so many different age groups swooning for a man of this caliber.
A man of many faces, Bellinger will probably no longer patrol center field for the Dodgers, covering tons of ground and checking so many boxes outside of just his baseball abilities. He’s apparently a part-time stoner, too, if you were to ask social media.
But there’s hope, ladies and gentlemen. Can Kevin Kiermaier give Bellinger a run for his DILF Money in Disneyland if he comes to LA?