Dodgers' newest Shohei Ohtani bobblehead might just haunt your dreams

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The Dodgers' giveaways have been on another level this year. Not only are they scheduled to give out 18 bobbleheads by the end of the season, themed cultural jerseys, a Hello Kitty night, a sick "Dia de Los Dodgers" bobblehead, and a Kobe Bryant jersey, but so much Shohei Ohtani-themed swag has been or will be given out to fans through the season.

The last time Ohtani had a bobblehead night, the line at Dodger Stadium formed hours before the game and wrapped around the stadium for what seemed like miles. The Dodgers gave out two versions, one in the home jersey and a small selection of road grays.

They're giving out a special edition of Ohtani's second bobblehead of the year (and third Ohtani-dedicated night overall, as they also gave out hats earlier in the season). This time, he's featured with his dog Decoy. The regular version looks fine enough, but then you look at the gold version, and the result is kind of terrifying.

How to get Dodgers' Shohei Ohtani x Decoy bobblehead, which is unintentionally pretty scary

The memes started rolling out as soon as the Dodgers tweeted a picture of the limited version, the best of which was probably a comparison that you won't be able to unsee: gold Ohtani looks a lot like Bill Clinton.

Despite how viscerally unsettling Ohtani-Clinton's bobblehead eyes might be, it feels safe to say that this giveaway will yield the same kind of crowd that his first night did. The Dodgers will be giving them out on Aug. 28 during their second game against the Orioles, right after a Lakers Showtime shirt and the aforementioned Kobe Bryant jersey. Evan Phillips will finally get his own bobblehead to add to his locker shelf, and Max Muncy and Clayton Kershaw round out the extensive list of Dodger bobbleheads this season.

If you're going to the game, maybe get there early. Really early.

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